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I love the lines men use to from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
I love the lines men use to get us into bed. "Please, I'll only put it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave?

Q Whats the difference between purple and from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: Whats the difference between purple and pink? A: The grip.

Q Why do women rub their eyes from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: They don't have balls to scratch.

Q Why do women have titsA So from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: Why do women have tits? A: So men will talk to them.

Q What does a yearold woman have from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't? A: Her navel.

Q What are the small bumps around from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: What are the small bumps around a woman s nipples for? A: It's Braille for 'Suck here.'

Q Why dont men fake orgasm A from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: Why don't men fake orgasm? A: Coz no man would pull those faces on purpose.

Q Whats the difference between erotic and from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: Whats the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.

Q Whats the difference between a s from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer? A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

Q Did you hear about the new from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.

Q How are women and rocks alike from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: How are women and rocks alike? A: You skip across the flat ones.

Q How do you find a blind from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A: It's not hard.

Q What is the one thing you from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a man say? A: Her tits are just too big.

Men are like cementAfter getting laid they from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Men are like cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

Q What is the difference between a from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: What is the difference between a hog and a man? A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Q Why do men find it difficult from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q What is the difference between medium from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.

Q What do a clitoris an anniversary from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common? A: Men usually miss all three.

Q How is a penis like fishingA from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: How is a penis like fishing? A: The small ones you throw back, the medium ones you eat, and the larger ones you mount.

Q Why do men have a hole from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis? A: So they can think with an open mind.